My baby Aurora’s mom died and she needs her friend.
And its a great, active roleplay that im obsessed with. okay??
The Greatest Youtube Comment Thread Ever
No one thread should have all that Triforce of Power.
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
“I raped that test in math cla–” No.
“I raped that game earli–” Stop.
“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.
Do you see what you’re doing?
YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.
YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.
i’ve been waiting so long for this post
I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan
I am an american and I had no idea thank
That part of the movie makes 90% more sense.
Okay, now the movie makes more sense, but the fact that the queen owns every swan in England make no fucking sense at all.
She also owns every sturgeon, dolphin, porpoise and whale in the waters around the UK as they are classified as royal fish.
why do liquor stores always say “wine beer and spirits”. what do the souls of the dead have to do with alcohol.
"The Four Horsemen"
People my age who have their lives too put together freak me out…all I know at this point is that I like breakfast food and boys with messy hair.
And thats how you get laid
Emmys HIMYM Skit (x)
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS